Because they dance with glee.
Then you realize that they just like the music and the wrapping paper. So, this is why you should just get your kid empty boxes and wrapping paper.
Because they spend most of their time playing with that.
This why you get your kid stuff like this.
Because you realize that she's a FREAKIN ARTISTIC GENIUS! Jackson Pollack move over. You've got nothing on my kid.
This is why you should believe the box when they say "For Children 3 and Over".
This not because the toy is dangerous for her, but much more because she thinks that these items, intended for her baby dolls, are still for her. The baby doll was sleeping in this pretend bed, but she threw him out, climbed in, and proceeded to try to lay down in this square foot of space.
