From the back seat:
"Conrad, can you say 'rojo'?"
He makes a garbled attempt, and then she continues...
"Can you say 'azul'?"
Me: "Why are you teaching your brother Spanish?"
Her: "Well, it's not like he's speaking English very well..."
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She's playing around on her grandmother's scale...
"Hey mom, I know how you can lose weight?"
"How?"
"Only put one foot on the scale. The number goes way down."
